Out Of Office Reply

Hi,

I am currently away from my desk attending a mandatory but entirely redundant training course. I will be unable to reply all the emails received until I return the following Monday morning of which you can be assured that I will delete all of them accordingly using the First In First Out method.

By the way, I will also be undergoing surgery to remove an appendage. When I return I hope you will address me as Roberta.

Yours truly,

Robert Flack

31st July 2008