Hello my hopeless hermits!
Today we're going to translate some of the sophisticated terms you encounter in your day-to-day corporate life. Read between the lines!
1. MUST BE METICULOUS AND DETAILED- responsibility for your work lies with you, we can't afford quality inspections
2. GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS- tell the clients what they want to hear and listen to everything the boss has to say
3. TEAM PLAYER- your contribution is appreciated but you're not getting any of the credit
4. PRO-ACTIVE AND RESPONSIBLE- do what you have to do without being told, if anything bad happens it's your fault alone
5. COMPETITIVE SALARY- our offer is comparable to the lowest in the industry
6. CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE- we pay you to little to expect you to dress well
7. EXPERIENCED CANDIDATE PREFERRED- to make up for the combined experience of four people who just left
8. CAREER MINDED- no life, no family, just work
9. EXCELLENT REMUNERATION AND BONUS- we own your ass for life
10. MUST BE FLEXIBLE- bend down, grab your ankles and enjoy it
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