Top 10 Things That Sound Dirty At The Office But Aren't

Hello my bored business barnacles!

Today we're going to get down and dirty with the things you heard at the office that made you go what?? (Taken from www.bitoffun.com)

10. I need to whip it out by 5.

9. Mind if I use your laptop.

8. Put it in my box before I leave.

7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!!.

6. I want it on my desk, NOW.

5. HMMMMMMMMMM.....I think it's out of fluid.

4. My equipment is so old it takes forever to finish.

3. It's an entry-level position.

2. When do you think you'll be getting off today?

AND #1...It's not fair...I do all the work while he just sits there.

That's what she said!