Resume Mistakes

Hola office ogres!

Today we're going to educate you on what not to include on those nifty resumes of yours. You may think it's common sense, but you'll see from the following examples (true stories) that some people don't have any!

1. Personal: Married with 5 children. Only two are mine.

2. My strength is in my tremendous loyalty. Don't tell my current employers though.

3. Although I have listed 17 jobs on my resume, I am not a job hopper. In fact, I have never quit any of them.

4. Reason For Leaving Last Job- I couldn't work for Mum forever now could I?

5. Please call me after 6pm. I am self-employed but my employer does not know I am looking for another job.