Tuesday, July 22, 2008

How To Tell If Your Boss Is A Superhero

Greetings Cubicle Crusaders!

Now we all have employers who we feel are a little peculiar or idiosyncratic. We don't really know why they are the way they are but perhaps there's something "extraordinary" about them. For all you know, they could be leading a double life! Here's a guide on how to assuage those suspicions of yours.

The Boss

1. He's a billionaire playboy who inherited a legacy from his deceased parents

2. He never shows up at the office but always has plenty of free time for social events and fundraisers

3. Mysterious social life which consists mainly of flings with beautiful women and other prominent businessmen

4. Owns multiple organizations, properties and establishments through third parties and proxies

5. Has an intimidating but charming personality which you can't help but sense is a facade

6. Siphons company earnings to fund his personal exploits

7. Frequently appears in the media with sensational headlines

8. Has repressed emotional issues which leave him detached and aloof

9. People who pose a threat or disagree with him mysteriously vanish

10. He disappears for weeks and returns like no time has gone by but no one dares question him

Does your boss exhibit any of these signs? With great power comes great possibilities!

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