Today we continue with the second part of our "How To Tell" segment. But this time, we're talking about the guy who sits next to you in the office. The guy you know nothing about although you seem him everyday. Yes, you know the one. Is he or isn't he then?
The Colleague
1. He's mild mannered, quiet and mostly keeps to himself (because he's hiding something, duhhh)2. He's always late for work and his excuse is "I had something important to do"
3. Like your secret superhero boss, has seemingly no social life but is a nocturnal character
4. Despite not being around much, always gets the job done (and darn well too!)
5. Always disappears mysteriously when you need him most but just as surreptitiously reappears at the right time
6. Has deep psychological issues which explain his introverted character (alternately could be a psycho serial killer/rapist/pedophile) 
7. Has a suspicious relationship with clients or subject of work which always is beneficial to him
8. Your boss treats him like dirt but he takes it like a hoover
9. Completely lacks charm, social skills and only thing he's laid in months is a brick
10. Will always be there when you need (or cry) help
Now go find out if your friendly neighborhood colleague is more than what he seems!
Now go find out if your friendly neighborhood colleague is more than what he seems!
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1 comment:
aaahh..i thought of 1!! for those who work with the press, chances are, they hv colleagues who might be superheroes. peter parker was a journalist photographer, clark kent worked for the press =]
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